Crying kids and a nagging wife is nature's way to get the man out of the house.
Men get sleepy after sex because it's nature's way to make sure he doesn't leave.
All a man needs is a maid and a dog.
A lot of smart men make stupid mistakes when it comes to pussy.
"Now where was I?"
"Same place as me. In bed between her legs."
I've gotten many things out of pity... and I enjoyed them all just as much.
I'd like to go to the opening between her legs.
Men are like dogs. Treat them accordingly.
If I ever paid $200 for a shirt, it better come with a vagina.
Why do men prefer younger women? Wouldn't you?
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
You Can't Be Older Than...
You can't be older than my ex-wife and still be alive.
Congratulations. You figured it out. Buy yourself a Snicker's bar.
I don't like graffiti. unless it teaches me something. Like anatomy.
She was licking on me like a snow cone at the county fair.
iPad Because iCan
Some call it addiction, others call it opportunity.
A Disposable Life
The Disposable Baby
Like my posts... I'd rather make people laugh, but I'll settle for making them mad.
I always feel embarrassed when I fart while I'm girl-watching.
thethingaboutmarriage.blogspot.com
Congratulations. You figured it out. Buy yourself a Snicker's bar.
I don't like graffiti. unless it teaches me something. Like anatomy.
She was licking on me like a snow cone at the county fair.
iPad Because iCan
Some call it addiction, others call it opportunity.
A Disposable Life
The Disposable Baby
Like my posts... I'd rather make people laugh, but I'll settle for making them mad.
I always feel embarrassed when I fart while I'm girl-watching.
thethingaboutmarriage.blogspot.com
Saturday, May 5, 2012
She's So Easy
She's so easy Roger Ebert gives her two thumbs up... her ass!
I love Las Vegas. It's the only town where you won't get in trouble for hitting on 13.
Cigarettes are expensive, so you should quit buying them, but I bet you'll quit buying something else instead... like medicine.
In the future, Spanglish will be the United States'official language, we'll spell phonetically with abreviations, and we'll have no vowels or numbers.
I'm really good at sex. It's just hard to tell, because it's over so quick.
"I left early."
"Were you having a bad time?"
"No. Actually, I was having a pretty good time."
"Then why would you leave?"
"What?"
"I can understand leaving if you weren't having a good time, but I don't understand having a good time and not staying. Maybe if the cops showed up, or the bullets start flying."
To make a negative individual more positive, first make them wear an electric shock collar. Then, whenever they say something negative, give them a nice jolt. After awhile, they'll either become more positive, or they'll quit whining. Either way, the world's a better place.
The love you have for your child is hard to describe. Imagine the love you have for your dog. It's almost as strong as that.
What A Bird Thinks: "Thank you, God! You've blessed me with the gift of flight... but I'd rather be stuck inside this cage.
She's so fat, if you want to have sex with her doggy-style, all you have to do is put a bowl of food on the floor.
The Thing About Marriage @
thethingaboutmarriage.blogspot.com
jimduchene.blogspot.com
@JimDuchene
I love Las Vegas. It's the only town where you won't get in trouble for hitting on 13.
Cigarettes are expensive, so you should quit buying them, but I bet you'll quit buying something else instead... like medicine.
In the future, Spanglish will be the United States'official language, we'll spell phonetically with abreviations, and we'll have no vowels or numbers.
I'm really good at sex. It's just hard to tell, because it's over so quick.
"I left early."
"Were you having a bad time?"
"No. Actually, I was having a pretty good time."
"Then why would you leave?"
"What?"
"I can understand leaving if you weren't having a good time, but I don't understand having a good time and not staying. Maybe if the cops showed up, or the bullets start flying."
To make a negative individual more positive, first make them wear an electric shock collar. Then, whenever they say something negative, give them a nice jolt. After awhile, they'll either become more positive, or they'll quit whining. Either way, the world's a better place.
The love you have for your child is hard to describe. Imagine the love you have for your dog. It's almost as strong as that.
What A Bird Thinks: "Thank you, God! You've blessed me with the gift of flight... but I'd rather be stuck inside this cage.
She's so fat, if you want to have sex with her doggy-style, all you have to do is put a bowl of food on the floor.
The Thing About Marriage @
thethingaboutmarriage.blogspot.com
jimduchene.blogspot.com
@JimDuchene
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