She's Living...

"She's living high on the hog."
     "She looks like she's living on every part of the hog."

People are having babies jus to have something to eat.

Only Christians will go to Heaven.  Even our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, won't be let in, because, as we all know, Jesus was a Jew.

There's nothing I hate more.  And that includes the Taliban and La Macarena.

The Godfather and Luca Brasi, Slip and Satch, Chico and Harpo, Ren and Stimpy, Dracula and Renfeld, Of Mice and Men, Renalto and Albin

Dave's Pawn Shop  216 S. El Paso  El Paso, TX  79901

Black Betty, Pieces of April, Jim Dandy to the Rescue

"I can dance like it's going out of style."
     "It IS going out of style."

And she said yes, because it helps the joke.

Nothing is pre-history.  Everything is historic.  Nothing is pre-history.