Sunday, March 4, 2012

Body By Pillsbury

Man, some of my ex-wife's friends look hot.

She could suck the ham off a hog.

Served up nice and hot.

There's something different about you.  Oh, yeah...  you've got your clothes on.

My ex-wife's legs were glued together from lack of interest.

They'll eat tripe, but they won't eat pussy.

Working out your sphincter muscle.

I went through the girls in my college like Sherman through the south.

"Hey, boy, bring your sister to me later for some copulating."
     "Okay.  Jes doan be having no sex with her."

He's the top.  You're the bottom.

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