She could suck the butt off a cat.
Shave a little. You've got so much hair you don't need shorts.
Evolutionary failures.
I have a Constitutional right to expect a certain degree of tightness.
When we make love, your body will be on fire. No, really. I'm gonna pour gasoline on you and light it.
"Where's Louie?"
"Let's just say his temperature matches his temperment."
To paraphrase Will Rogers: "I never met a naked woman I didn't like."
She was resting her head in my lap, if you get my drift.
One wave shy of a wipe-out.
You know, in the animal world I'm sure you can find the rare example where the male of the species mates for life, or helps with the raising of the young, but I'll bet you that they don't remember birthdays or anniversaries either.
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