Why do all the NBA players keep asking when my wife is coming back into town?
I'd show you my new tattoo, but you probably won't recognize it. You may not remember what a naked woman looks like.
Nothing is less sexy than a stripper dancing to country music.
Bragging about... is like bragging about picking up a girl in a whorehouse.
V-bone steak, tube steak.
Moo Shoo Pork, Moo Goo Gai Pan, Cream Of Sum Yung Gai.
Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola, Male-Cola.
When the baby starts calling you "daddy," it's time to break up.
Blues so bad.
You sleep so well, because you lie so easy.
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