If she has her orgasm a few minutes before the Kardashians come on, she may be faking.
Whip your skippy.
If there's a nuclear war, Bill Clinton's gonna be what's left.
I don't know what happened. Things were going great, until she caught me playing her piano with my dick.
The Seven Deadly Sins: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Horny... and Murder!
"I guess you don't like me much."
"I don't like you at all."
Hornier than a drunken Kennedy.
There's enough religion in the world to make men hate each other, but not enough to make them love each other.
The sex was so good you would have thought we were related.
She's so ugly her OB-GYN's a vet.
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