The smell of...
A Wedding Ring
Will make a man feel trapped.
A New Baby
Has no effect on him whatsoever. Besides, it may not even be his.
A New Woman
A man will risk losing everything for the chance to sleep with a new woman. After that, he never wants to see her again for the rest of his life. Or until he gets horny again. Whichever comes first.
A Home-Cooked Meal
My ex-wife's cooking was so bad that we once gave leftovers to the homeless... and they gave them back.
The Ocean
The amount of salt in the ocean is the same amount of salt that's in our bodies. In leiu of nothing funny to say, I thought I'd give you an interesting fact.
His Paycheck
Will often make a man feel sad for two reasons. One is that he knows he won't have it in his possession for very long, and the second is that he realizes that his paycheck is the only thing his wife is willing to blow.
No comments:
Post a Comment