Saturday, April 14, 2012

The Best Defense

Can't get your little soldier to salute?  That's okay.  It's probably her fault, anyway.  Even if it's not, it's a good idea to make her think it is.

Ten Things Men Say When...Well, You Know

1.  I Blame YOU!

2.  Damn that ObamaCare thing!

3.  What?  Oh, nothing.  I was thinking about soething else.

4.  It must have been something you said.

5.  It must have been something you did.

6.  It must have been those extra pounds you put on.

7.  You're not feeding me right.

8.  C'mon, you're not really trying.

9.  My mom's been sick.

10.  It must be that medicine I took.

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