Her pussy was easier to get into than a Democrat's voting booth.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the speed to kick the ass of anybody who gets in my way.
If God's a woman, does that make the Devil a man?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Get the freak on.
If your wife always has her orgasm before her favoite soap opera comes on... she might be faking it.
Jam your ham.
If there's ever a nuclear war, cockaroaches and my ex-wives are all that's gonna survive.
So ugly, when he was born her daddy went to the zoo and shot the monkey.
Want your wife to show enthusiam during sex? Try taping a fifty dollar bill to the ceiling.
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