Saturday, April 28, 2012

I Thought About It...

I thought about it long.  I thought about it hard.  And not in the way that would get me gay benefits from the city of El Paso.

The word on the turd is...

A friend once told me he wanted to have sex with eagles.
     "So you can fly?" I asked him.
     "No," he said.  "I just want to have sex with an eagle."

I support disarmament of the violent criminal.

Law & Order:  El Paso

At the last minute I filed a restraining order.

Little person or little fucker?

He had that drunk eyes locked on nothing look.

...and puttered out of there in our Fred Flintstone car.

Both boobs a-blazin'!

     thethingaboutmarriage.blogspot.com
          @JimDuchene

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